Tu Online Hai Lyrics - Funzoa Mimi Teddy

Tu Online Hai Main Bhi Online Hun Lyrics - Funzoa Mimi Teddy 

Tu online hai main bhi online hun lyrics, is a real funny song for friends sung by Funzoa Mimi Teddy. This Cute youtube viral Song video is for Friends.

Tu Online Hai Main Bhi Online Hun Lyrics - Funzoa Mimi Teddy
 Song credits-:

Song: Funzoa Mimi Teddy
Label: Funzoa


Tu Online Hai Lyrics

Tu online hai, main bhi online hun
Tu agar jo fine hai toh main bhi yaar fine hun
Tera status update padhke maine dekha

Ye line to teri nahi, toh kidhar se tu chepa
Teri friendlist toh mere se bhi lambi hai
Kabse teri first language angreji hai?
Arre mere chat ka reply ab tak diya nahi
Kispe laga pada hai, tu aaj bhi suddhra nahi
Fir bhi meine like kiya tere comment pe
Mere comment ka bhi samajh, sentiment re

Tu online hai, main bhi online hun
Coincidence nahi re main, mobile pe all the time hun
Tu bhi online, main bhi online, ping to kar zara tu

Friendship request bheji thi pichhle month ko
Ab jake accept kiya, tum na bade jhand ho
School college mein toh, you were such a Champu
Facebook twitter mein popular kaise ban gaya tu

Mutual friends hai itne par kisi ko, I don't know
Tune liya naya haircut, please show show show
Photoshop kiya hua maine tera DP dekha
Apni bhaddi profile ko tune kya mast lipa pota
Tu online, main bhi online, kahan bhagega beta

Mere bhi facebook mein, photos kitne gande hai
Mere bhi facebook mein, photos kitne gande hai
Chubby chubby si lag rahi hun, gaalon mein jaise ande hai
Naye pic mein tum bhi kya smile de rahe ho
Kya gam hai jo itna chhupa rahe ho
FB ka ye settings kahan se change karun
Faltu ke notifications kaise band karun

Tere timeline pe, mere timeline pe
Dekh ye naya hai koun, maar raha hai line be
Tu bhi online, main bhi online, chat vat toh kar le re

Sabka chakkar chalu hai ab tera kounsa on hai
Aaj bhi sukhe halat mein hai, ya intupintu toing hai
Pata hai kya, pata hai pata hai
Chiki aur chandapulam ka break up hua hai
Gandu apne baap ki gadi thok aaya hai

Jaanu ki jaan ko heart attack aaya hai
Credit card ka fatka aisa tagda khaaya hai
Ramcharan ne bhi marital status chupaya hai
Ek tere juicy affair ka news aaya hai

Tu online hai, main bhi online hun
Magar teri tagging se main badi hi pareshan hun
Tu bhi online, main bhi online, par line pe ab aa tu

Ab dekho ye koun hai? Aaiye aaiye.
Dil kare ki tujhko main chappal uthake marun,
Chaddi buddy the hum, kya teri abhi utarun,

Tune shaddi vaddi kar li, mujhe invite bheja nahi,
Tujhko na kiya delete, to mera naam tejaa nahi,
Baaki group ke friends, meri party mein aana,
All the boys, get your girls, and girls tum boyz patakar lana,

Longtime no C, email bhi kara nahi,
Bhabhiji ko secrets bata dun kya main abhi,
Ab to subscribe kar, mera video like kar,
Share kar mera ye post, mere dost, nahi to fod dungi computer,
Abbe tu kyun offline hai, main ab bhi online hun,
Tune off kar li chat, achcha kya samajha humko jhantu,
Tu bhi online, main bhi online, subscribe kar zara tu, subscribe kar
Le free mein tu...


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